Trade him for a six pack; it doesn't even have to be cold.
We might have the worst bunch of guys together we've ever seen as a football team. I don't know what anybody else has, but I'd trade mine with anybody, sight unseen.
Football kickers are like taxi cabs. You can always go out and hire another one.
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