You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.
Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.
When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.
Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.
Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.
He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.
Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.
There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.
You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes.
I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.
Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.
I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.
The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!
That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.
You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.
If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.
Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do.
I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.
Respect all. Fear none.
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