Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
The bigger a man's gun the smaller his doodlewick.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
I was feeling real good and real manly. Until a real cowboy walked by and told me I had my hat on backwards. So much for my career as a cowboy.
It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!
Do right and risk the consequences.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering' you none.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
The most beautiful, the most spirited and the most inspiring creature ever to print foot on the grasses of America.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
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