The government bugged the men's room in the local disco lounge.
No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution, just people selling t-shirts.
I am an expert witness because I say I am.
Selling eight million copies of your first album will mess you up.
I played drums on Keith Carradine's first record.
We live a protracted adolescence. At some point you must leave the party.
I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.
I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.
Fortune smiles on some, and lets the others go free.
I don't mind doing two or three Eagles songs and playing the drums. I'm not one of those artists who's going to sit here and deny the past.
I could have played more complex stuff. I could have been a busier player. But that's not what I wanted to do. I played what I wanted to play.
I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.
Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.
There are no facts, there is no truth, just data to be manipulated.
O' beautiful, for spacious skies But now those skies are threatening They're beating plowshares into swords For this tired old man that we elected king.
I have a bad back partially from playing the drums and singing. I used to have to hold my body in such a position that my spine got out of alignment.
It was pretty frightening because as we all know, when large, famous groups breakup, a lot of the members don't survive in solo careers.
The Eagles ended on a rather abrupt note, although in retrospect I realize now that it had been ending for quite some time.
Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up, but Johnny can't read.
I'm always jotting things down on pieces of paper. I've got pieces of paper all over my house.
Lawsuits should not be used to destroy a viable and independent distribution system. The solution lies in the marketplace and not the courtroom.
The Eagles and the critics were not the best of friends.
I remember a time when things were a lot more fun around here, when good was good and evil was evil, before things got fuzzy.
Between each album I try to gain a new insight that I didn't have before and perhaps write a song about something that I've written about before, but from a fresh viewpoint.
I was flying back from Lubbock and I saw Jesus on the plane, or maybe it was Elvis. You know, they kind of look the same.
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