Don Herold Quotes - Page 2

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• Babies are a great way to start people.

  Don Herold

  Baby, People, Way

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• If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

  Don Herold

  Daisies, Picks, Ifs

  Title of article, Reader's Digest, Oct. 1953

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• I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

  Don Herold

  Teacher, Half, Dozen

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• It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

  Don Herold

  Life, Serious, Good Things

  Don Herold (1930). “Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not”

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• I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

  Don Herold

  Believe, Belief, Pleasure

  Don Herold (1926). “There ought to be a law--”

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• A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

  Don Herold

  Humor, Feel Good, Feels

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• The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

  Don Herold

  Wise, Men, Common Sense

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• An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

  Don Herold

  Marriage, Men, Agreement

  Don Herold (1930). “Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not”

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• Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

  Don Herold

  Years, Places To Go, Method

  Don Herold (1930). “Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not”

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• If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

  Don Herold

  Worry, Trouble, Imaginary

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• I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

  Don Herold

  Inspirational, Simple, Wish

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• Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

  Don Herold

  People, Satisfaction, Poverty

  Don Herold (1924). “So human”

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• About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

  Don Herold

  Wicked, Want, Aging

  Don Herold (1926). “There ought to be a law--”

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• Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

  Don Herold

  Golf, Saws, Shots

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• The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

  Don Herold

  Listening, Jazz, Trouble

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• Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

  Don Herold

  Golf, May, Hussies

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• [Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

  Don Herold

  Dog, Art, Uncles

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• Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

  Don Herold

  Golf, Use, Sacred

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• Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

  Don Herold

  Art, Husband, Comic

  Don Herold (1930). “Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not”

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• Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

  Don Herold

  Gentleman, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

  Don Herold (1926). “There ought to be a law--”

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• A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

  Don Herold

  Marriage, Men, Hair

  Don Herold (1930). “Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not”

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