Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Funny Quotes

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• Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Clever, Military

• Authentic sources. Many authentic sources.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Source

  "US refuses to comment on 'Comical Ali' claims" by George Wright, www.theguardian.com. June 27, 2003.

• Everyone could face something that hurts him. But I don't expect that I will be hurt

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Hurt, Military

• God willing, we will throw them into the sea.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Sea

• Americans are now in disarray

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Disarray

• This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra. The Americans are the people who are under siege.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, People

• Whoever dies will be rewarded by heaven.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Heaven

• The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

  "Iraqi official: U.S. lying about progress". www.cnn.com. April 2, 2003.

• Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Airports

• We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Suicide, Military

  "Sahaf: U.S. troops will be burned". www.cnn.com. April 7, 2003.

• My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Feelings

• There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

• Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

• We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

• We will get them stuck in the mud and we will certainly defeat them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Mud

• They try to engage the world as much as they can and we will continue until they leave our land.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Land

  "Iraq says Baghdad will be coalition's graveyard". www.cnn.com. March 27, 2003.

• The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

• Hit them. Fight them. They are cursed; they are evil.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Fighting

  "Saddam a no-show for address". www.cnn.com. April 1, 2003.

• I am not talking about the American people and the British people, I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Children, Military

• Those who ran away are now outside the distant perimeter wall of the airport. Now they're outside the wall and the heroic Republican Guard is now in control of the whole area of Saddam International Airport. So where are those villainous louts, those mercenaries?

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Wall, Military

• There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad at all. We besieged them and we killed most of them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Cities

• Our initial assessment is that they will all die.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Assessment

• I blame al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Marketing

  "Control Room". Documentary, January 2004.

• They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Frustration

• The information was correct but the interpretations were not.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Information

  "AFTER THE WAR; Hussein's Perennial Optimist Reappears". New York Times, July 12, 2003.

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