Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Funny Quotes

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• Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Clever, Military

• Authentic sources. Many authentic sources.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Source

  "US refuses to comment on 'Comical Ali' claims" by George Wright, www.theguardian.com. June 27, 2003.

• The time is not yet ripe to say what happened. When history's ready, then we can talk about it

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Ready

• These mercenaries and hirelings kidnapped civilians in the Al-Faw Peninsula so that they might claim that they captured Iraqi soldiers.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Soldier

• .....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Party

• They will try to enter Baghdad, and I think this is where their graveyard will be.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Thinking

  "Iraq says Baghdad will be coalition's graveyard", www.cnn.com. March 27, 2003.

• One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Running, Military

• The Iraqi troops and the Iraqi fighters are in control of all the places, as we have witnessed, no big change in that. We are fighting against them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Fighting

• They've not been able to control any Iraqi city. We're waging war against this snake and we will be victorious.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, War

• We have crushed the whole force which dared to venture there. They were on the runway at Saddam International Airport. That force was crushed

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Airports

• The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Soldier

  "Sahaf: U.S. troops will be burned". edition.cnn.com. April 7, 2003.

• We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards!

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Juniors

• Let the American infidels bask in their illusion.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Illusion

• Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Yesterday

• The military part of our information network - which we were accustomed to rely on for exact information - was the first part of the network to fall apart

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Fall

• We counted 19 missiles that landed in a small area of Baghdad.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

• Up till now, they are only on dock No. 10, not in Umm Qasr, not in the city

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Cities

• Their objective is to get to the outskirts of Baghdad. So be it.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

  "Iraq says Baghdad will be coalition's graveyard", www.cnn.com. March 27, 2003.

• The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Rivers

• They are achieving nothing, they are suffering from casualties. Those casualties are increasing, not decreasing

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Suffering

• They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Tanks

• Their casualties and bodies are many. Their equipment and vehicles, several were destroyed.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Body

  "Information minister: Iraq still controls airport". www.cnn.com. April 6, 2003.

• These mercenaries, I swear by God, those who are still in Washington, they have sent their troops to be burned.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Troops

  "Sahaf: U.S. troops will be burned". www.cnn.com. April 7, 2003.

• The insane little dwarf, Bush.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Dwarves

• They are most welcome. We will butcher them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

  "Report: U.S. Bags 'Baghdad Bob'", www.foxnews.com. June 25, 2003.

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