I don't think we handled the aftermath of the fall of Baghdad as well as we might have. But that's now history.
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and he grew up in Israel. I've been there twice, once as a baby and once when I was 15.
This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra. The Americans are the people who are under siege.
The United Nations ... [is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans.
They are most welcome. We will butcher them.
The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!
It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.
Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say. I told you yesterday that there was an attack and a retreat at Saddam's airport.
We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured.
Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them.
The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps.
I am not talking about the American people and the British people, I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children.
I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place
They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender.
Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role.
These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.
There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad at all. We besieged them and we killed most of them.
Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.
We will see how the issue will turn out when they come to Baghdad.
Their objective is to get to the outskirts of Baghdad. So be it.
God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.
You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay.
When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.
We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted.
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