Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 68

• For a woman who can handle herself so well in a fight, I can’t believe you got taken out by a defenseless doorjamb. (Ravyn) Given the size of my goose egg, I would argue the defenseless part. That doorjamb has a mean left hook.(Susan)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Believe, Taken, Mean

  4 Copy quote

• I can’t believe I’m mated to someone who’s allergic to me. (Ravyn) You? I’m the one who should be having a hissy. How do I introduce you to people? Hi, this is my…what? Significant other? Mate? Pet? (Susan)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Believe, People, Pet

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Dark Side Of The Moon”, p.119, Hachette UK

  4 Copy quote

• Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How nice of you to join us here on planet Earth again. (Cael) Thanks, Barney. How’s Betty and Bam Bam doing? (Acheron) Great, if I could only get them away from Wilma and Pebbles. Those women are nothing but trouble. (Cael) Nah, they’re good women. It’s the ones in red who are always the downfall of good men. (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Nice, Men, Good Man

  4 Copy quote

• No one should have to pay for love in flesh or blood. (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Blood, Should Have, Flesh

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “Dark Side of the Moon”, p.303, St. Martin's Press

  4 Copy quote

• Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Baby, Growing Up, Believe

  4 Copy quote

• How do you know all this? Jeez, Tory, you’re a kid. Act like it. (Geary) (Tory reached out and punched her on the arm.) Ow! What was that for? (Geary) Unexpected and irrational emotional outbursts. Isn’t that what teenagers are supposed to do? Oh, and sulk. A lot. (Tory)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Teenager, Kids, Emotional

  4 Copy quote

• Maybe I’m just tired. (Geary) People only say that when they’re not really willing to deal with the issue at hand. It’s like when you ask a guy what he’s thinking and he says ‘nothing’ but in reality you know he’s checking out another woman and he doesn’t want you to give him grief over it. It’s Thia’s theory. (Tory) I think you need to stay away from her before she corrupts you. (Geary) Nah, it’s too much fun. She has the most misguided views on everything. But I think what I just said is one of the few lucid thoughts she’s ever managed. (Tory)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Fun, Grief, Tired

  4 Copy quote

• Yes, but I’ve already made my fortune in other things. (Solin) Such as? (Geary) Viagra. My brother learned to take a personal problem and profit by it. (Arik) It’s true. It pained me to see a man as young as Arik stricken with impotency. Therefore I had to do something to help the poor soul. But alas, there’s nothing to be done for it. He’s as flaccid as a wet noodle. (Solin) How creative of you to project your problem onto me. But then, they say celibacy is enough to make a man lose all reason. Guess you’re living proof, huh? (Arik)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Brother, Men, Creative

  4 Copy quote

• You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and let them loose. Consider this your first encounter. (Solin)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Moon, Desire, Encounters

  4 Copy quote

• I swear it on Solin’s life. (Arik) Uh, excuse me? (Solin) I would, but there’s truly no excuse for you. (Arik)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  No Excuses, Excuse, Excuse Me

  4 Copy quote

• You live your life like it’s a rare treasure to be savored. You take pleasure from the simplest of things and you never take them for granted. I saw the joy on your face and the life in your eyes when you cradled the permits to your chest. I’ve never seen anything lovelier. I actually thought you would cry just from the joy of touching them. I’ve been numb all my life, Megeara, but you…you feel on a level that I can’t even imagine, and for a little while I wanted to feel that, too. (Arik)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Eye, Joy, Live Your Life

  4 Copy quote

• Don’t you have a girlfriend or family you’d rather be with? (Geary) Only Solin, and honestly, he’s not this soft. Even if he was, it’d be gross. (Arik)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Girlfriend, Gross, Honestly

  4 Copy quote

• I have you – a god of mixed heritage – on an expedition that could unleash the Destroyer from her hole. Arikos, another god, on the same team who is masquerading as a human. The demigod Solin, who I have to ride herd on constantly anyway, who gave them their permits. Megeara, a human who is sensitive and subjective to the voices of the gods. And the pissed-off goddess, Apollymi, who will do anything to be free, and once free wouldn’t hesitate to destroy every one of us. I can’t imagine why I’m concerned over this, can you? (ZT)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Team, Voice, Pissed Off

  4 Copy quote

• My niceness has a very low threshold and that little girl just sucked it dry, so don’t push me, Olympain. I don’t want so much as a single Atlantean stone overturned. Guard it with your life because the next time I come here, that’s the price I’m going to demand for your incompetence. (ZT) Nice talking to you, ZT. I so look forward to your visits. Next time we’ll do pastries, ‘kay? (Kat)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Girl, Nice, Talking

  6 Copy quote

• Like this cake. It’s really very good. (Arik) As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Cake, Hips, Girth

  4 Copy quote

• You’re going to share a Moon Pie? Now? You know you can’t get any more of those until you go back to the Sates, right? (Geary) It’s for a good cause. We need more addicts. Besides, there’s always Grandpa to bail me out with an emergency shipment if I get too desperate. (Tory)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Moon, Pie, Grandpa

  4 Copy quote

• Oh no, if you really want to be wicked to him, nuke it first. (Geary) Yeah, but given his reaction to the cupcake, that might overload his taste buds with pleasure and kill him. (Tory)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Cupcakes, Wicked, Taste Buds

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “The Dream-Hunter”, p.124, Macmillan

  4 Copy quote

• Start walking. When you hit a spot where you’re gasping for breath, that should tell us our limitations. (Xypher) Oh, joy. I can’t wait to be the guppy. (Simone) Glub, glub, little fishy. Start walking. (Xypher)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Joy, Waiting, Littles

  7 Copy quote

• What made you so unforgiving? (Simone) Be grateful that you have the luxury of asking me that question. Pray to whatever god you worship that you’ll always be ignorant. (Xypher)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Grateful, Luxury, Ignorant

  4 Copy quote

• If I hear ‘Karma Chameleon’ one more time, I swear I’m going to find Boy George and make him eat Jesse’s record. What does red, gold, and green have to do with anything anyway? (Gloria)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Karma, Boys, Gold

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.193, Macmillan

  4 Copy quote

• It’s a brilliant song! C’mon…’Every day is like survival. You’re my lover, not my rival.’ What could be more meaningful than that? (Jesse)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Meaningful, Song, Survival

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.193, St. Martin's Paperbacks

  4 Copy quote

• You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I’m driving my car! (Tory)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Car, Driving, Streets

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.482, Macmillan

  4 Copy quote

• You freaking, flippin’, moronic frat boy!

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Boys

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.482, Macmillan

  4 Copy quote

• I'm not sure I know what "normal" is.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Normal, Not Sure, Knows

  "Author Spotlight: Kevin J. Anderson & Sherrilyn Kenyon". Interview with Liz Argall, www.lightspeedmagazine.com. August 2016.

  4 Copy quote

• I admire anyone who can walk across a stage to the mic and not trip.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Stage, Mics, Admire

  "Author Spotlight: Kevin J. Anderson & Sherrilyn Kenyon". Interview with Liz Argall, www.lightspeedmagazine.com. August 2016.

  4 Copy quote

You May Also Like:

Kresley Cole

Christine Feehan

J.R. Ward

Gena Showalter

Lisa Kleypas

Julia Quinn

Karen Marie Moning

Charlaine Harris