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• Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

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  Real, Women, Names

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.47, Macmillan

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• America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.

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  Country, Home, America

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.125, Macmillan

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• We worship education but hate learning.

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  Hate, Worship

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• He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

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  Real, Feminism, Double Standard

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.47, Macmillan

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• Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it.

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  Creativity, Ideas, Innovation

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.98, Macmillan

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• Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the healing-power gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.

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  Football, Laughter, Healing

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.140, Macmillan

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• The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmother. A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.... The emotionally satisfying discussions that take place in Chronic Pain Outreach and Depression Resources are simply updated versions of the grandmotherly practice of hanging crepe. We could eliminate much of the isolation that support groups exist to fill and save the "traditional family" that everybody is so worried about if more couples took their aging parents to live with them.

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  Growing Up, Couple, Pain

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• There is nothing wrong with "women's studies" that studying the right women can't cure, but feminist literary scholars have a penchant for dragging the rivers of deserved obscurity for third-rate neurotics.

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  Rivers, Feminist, Feminism

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• In the last few years, race relations in America have entered upon a period of intensified craziness wherein fear of being called a racist has so thoroughly overwhelmed fear of being a racist that we are in danger of losing sight of the distinction.

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  America, Race, Sight

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• The feminization of America has made emotions sacrosanct while condemning as cold and unfeeling rigorous concepts such as duty andhonor. Propelled by incessant hosannas to woman's "finer" this and "softer" that, we make emotional decisions instead of ethical ones and then congratulate ourselves for having "heart.

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  Heart, Emotional, America

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• Never look on the bright side. The glare is blinding.

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  Looks, Sides, Glare

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• Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush.

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  Tree, Genealogy, Devoted

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• The copyeditor I drew was a brachycephalic, web-footed cretin who should have been in an institution learning how to make brooms.

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  Should Have, Institutions, Brooms

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.107, Macmillan

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• I do believe in reincarnation, but I do not believe there is life before noon.

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  Believe, Noon, Reincarnation

  Florence King (1978). “He: An Irreverent Look at the American Male”, Scarborough House

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• American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

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  Couple, Law, Gone

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.67, Macmillan

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• The confidence and security of a people can be measured by their attitude toward laxatives. At the high noon of the British sun, soldiers in far-flung outposts of the Empire doctored themselves with "a spoonful o' gunpowder in a cuppa 'ot tea." Purveyors and users of harsh laxatives were not afraid of being thought mean and unfriendly just because their laxatives were. But in America, the need to be nice is so consuming that nobody would dare take a laxative that makes you run up the stairs two at a time, pushing others aside and yelling, "Get out of the way!

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  Running, Attitude, Nice

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• The vitamin has been reified. A chemical intangible originally defined as a unit of nutritive value, it was long ago reified into a pill. Now it is a pill; no one except a few precise scientists define it as anything else. Once the vitamin became a pill, it became real according to the precepts of American Cartesianism: I swallow it, therefore it is.

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  Real, Health, Long Ago

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• Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.

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  Education, Jobs, School

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.6, Macmillan

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• We want a president who is as much like an American tourist as possible. Someone with the same goofy grin, the same innocent intentions, the same naive trust; a president with no conception of foreign policy and no discernible connection to the U.S. government, whose Nice Guyism will narrow the gap between the U.S. and us until nobody can tell the difference.

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  Nice, Government, Differences

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.82, Macmillan

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• During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.

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  Men, Rocks, Feminist

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.51, Macmillan

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• Randian heroes come off as metaphors for Jews because they are beset by irrational forces that try to bar them from the professions and use their virtues against them to bring about their destruction.

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  Hero, Atheism, Trying

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• Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time.

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  Home, Unique, Equality

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.91, Macmillan

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• The Apologizer Bunny keeps going and going and going.

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  Bunnies, Keep Going

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• The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.

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  Depression, Growing Up, Home

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.65, Macmillan

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• Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, it is contempt.

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  Contempt, Familiarity

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