A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.
What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.
If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.
Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!
A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.
Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!
I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!
Money is the ultimate source of joy.
I love this young people's music.
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