If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.
A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.
I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.
What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.
Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.
Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!
I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!
Money is the ultimate source of joy.
I love this young people's music.
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