I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.
I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.
Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
I'm just basking in the glory.
I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.
My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.
Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.
I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.
Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.
If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
I think everyone roots for the underdog.
People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.
I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.
I think I'm a little concussed.
Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
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