We'll start signing Negroes when the Harlem Globetrotters start signing whites.
The fact that we have in our head coach, Lone Star Dietz, an Indian, together with several Indian players, has not, as may be suspected, inspired me to select the name Redskins.
The Bears are front-runners. Quitters. They are not a second-half team, just a bunch of cry-babies.
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