It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
God is love, but get it in writing.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.
I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
A naked dog for a naked lady.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
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