Roseanne Barr Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

  Roseanne Barr

  Funny Relationship, Worry, House

• Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word "housewife." I prefer to be called "domestic goddess.

  Roseanne Barr

  Marriage, Fun, Hate

• Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

  Roseanne Barr

  Husband, Space, House

• I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

  Roseanne Barr

  Beer, Feel Better, Smell

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