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  • Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.

    "Wigfield". Book by Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert, 2003.