• Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.

    Diablo Cody (2005). “Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper”, p.67, Penguin