• We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself.

    Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.50, Bloomsbury Publishing USA