• The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren't sex objects, there wouldn't be another generation. It's the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go 'round. That's why women wear lipstick and short skirts.

    "Being Hugh Hefner: The Playboy founder dishes on his love for blonds, Viagra and morality". Interview with Jacob E. Osterhout, August 1, 2010.