J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty -- you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial.
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
We are no petty people. We are one of the great stocks of Burke; we are the people of Swift, the people of Emmet, the people of Parnell. We have created most of the modern literature of this country. We have created the best of its political intelligence.
The Irish are people who will never have leaders, for at the great moment they always desert them. They have produced one skeleton--Parnell--never a man.
But stories that live longest
Are sung above the glass,
And Parnell loved his country
And Parnell loved his lass.
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