If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
It was on a van ride home from the movie set that everything came together. I realized I had to get off Twitter. It just struck me that I couldn't stop everyone else from doing it, but I could certainly stop myself.
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