I look a bit like him.
Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.
I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene
I would have taught her a lesson she wouldn't forget!
The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs)
In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'
I've got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong. Whenever I even got to a save, my fingers would just bend back and the ball would hit me in the face.
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be... I just can't wait!
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he's so sexy.
This is quite difficult 'cause I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. And you can't go up from down below as well, 'cause I've got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don't know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. I don't know.
The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit.
Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.
Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this poor guy in the background with his collar up. You know he's just gonna get ruined by women.
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)
I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it.
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread.
So I know where my feet are.
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
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