Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.
Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other.
…when writing, always hook the reader with your first sentence…in love, never settle…value yourself first and this will help you to value others…life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest…everyone in the world is different, and that’s ok…
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.
If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.
You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.
You know what gives me the courage to keep on living? The courage to love myself a little? It's having a whole bunch of friends who really give a goddamn. When you share pain, there's less of it, and when you share joy, there's more of it.
Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.
To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure.
Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.
Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have done,
I find being 'inhuman' a compliment.
The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars.
honesty is hard work.
Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.
God is an iron... and that's a hot one.
And I repeat: if there is anything that can divert the land of my birth from its current stampede into the Stone Age, it is the widespread dissemination of the thoughts and perceptions that Robert Heinlein has been selling as entertainment since 1939.
To all the Callahan's Places there ever were or ever will be, whatever they may be called — and to all the merry maniacs and happy fools who are fortunate enough to stumble into one: may none of them arrive too late!
Euphemisms are for the differently brained.
Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.
Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep.
Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as you've all been telling me. Zipping from link to link, chasing an idea across the noosphere, sucking up information like a killer whale - way cool.
Art takes whatever - and as long as - it takes.
The delusion that one's sexual pattern is The Only Right Way To Be is probably the single most common sexual-psychosis syndrome of this era, and it is virtually almost always the victim's fault. You cannot acquire this delusion by observing reality.
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of
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