I go out with white women. This...
I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.
Don't let what other people think decide who you are.
If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong,
I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game.
Create havoc, create destruction.
You can love me or you can hate me.
There's no image we can't improve.
They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas.
They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.
I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.
I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys.
It's just like we do over here in America, right? It's amazing that we have presidents over here do the same thing, right? It's amazing that Bill Clinton could do one thing and have sex with his secretary and really get away with it and still be powerful.
If you're going to have sex, use a condom.
To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person.
The one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound.
For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.
If the North wanted to hack anything in the world, anything in the world, really, they are going to go hack a movie? Really?!
I don't feel anything when I watch Shaquille O'Neal play. I don't feel anything coming off him.
At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.
Shaq is not the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man, but before you can be the man, you've got to be the man.
I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway.
Madonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.
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