If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.
Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.
People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!
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