I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.
You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.
I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.
I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.
I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.
I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.
Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.
Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.
Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.
Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.
A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.
I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.
You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.
It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.
People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.
I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.
You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.
The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?
It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.
Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.
You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.
I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.
I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.
I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.
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