When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am.
There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.
You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and he's good with lower mathematics. Don't get me wrong - he's good.
It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat.
It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.
I don't like getting out when I could be painting. And when I'm painting, I don't want anybody else around.
Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes.
I think people have had too much to think and ought to flex their magic muscles. It takes awhile to get oriented to what I do, but people seem to be able to hear it if they give it a chance. I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of everything.
I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.
I like the blues..... but I like aqua marine just as much.
The stars are matter, We're matter, But it doesn't matter.
The largest living land mammal is the absent mind.
I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.
If you want to be a different fish, jump out of school.
I needed to purge myself of all the attention my parents had given me - I wasn't neglected enough as a child.
The wind is a very difficult sound to get. It's always changing.
I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any.
I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.
Be kind, man - don't be mankind.
Earth ... God's golf ball.
We see the moon, don't we? So it's our eye. Animals see us, don't they? So we're their animals.
If you got ears, you gotta listen.
Beatle bones and smokin' stones the dry sands fall.
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