Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.
Only in football is long-term injury the result not of accidents but of the game played properly.
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