Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.
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