Zach Braff Quotes About Home

Quotes about: Home

• I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

  Zach Braff

  Mom, Regret, Stupid

• I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

  Zach Braff

  Home, Mirrors, Bishops

• I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

  Zach Braff

  Distance, Home, Trying

• I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.

  Zach Braff

  Memories, Home, Sadness

  "'Scrubs' star writes what he knows" by Stephanie Snipes, www.cnn.com. August 16, 2004.

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