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Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

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Hearing, Screws

Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.47, Penguin

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Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.

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Encounters, Teeth, Elysium

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Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

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School, Alarms, Lessons

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.62, Penguin

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Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

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Growing Up, Growing, Optional

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Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

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Morning, Sunshine, Vampire

Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”

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Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

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Girl, Young Friends, People

Heather Brewer (2011). “First Kill”, p.60, Penguin

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If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

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Race, Leader, Example

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.80, Penguin

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She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen."... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do." pg267 October to Vlad

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Eyebrows, Vampire, Looks

Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.162, Penguin

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Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss

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Gentleman, Genius, Littles

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Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.

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Time, My Favorite

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.9, Penguin

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Wrong. Enemies don't fight with such determined passion. That kind of focus is reserved for friends at odds with one another." pg 69 Tomas to Vlad

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Passion, Fighting, Odds

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Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.

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Book, Kids, Answers

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Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.

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Hands, Vampire, Lips

Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin

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this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod

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Reading, Years, Best Year

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I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

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Tired, Race, Reign

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.15, Penguin

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Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

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Vampire, Irony

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.146, Penguin

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Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.

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Two, Together, Twenties

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Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

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Girl, Mom, Talking

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.10, Penguin

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Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.

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Vampire

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.24, Penguin

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Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.

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Lessons, Choosing One, Hard Lessons

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.70, Penguin

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Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.

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Unsure

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.82, Penguin

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Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!

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Trying, Alive, Kill Me

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Do you believe i am the Pravus?

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Believe

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Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.

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Home, School, Aunt

Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”

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To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

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Fall, Car, Guy

Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”

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