David Thorne Quotes

• Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.

  David Thorne

  Funny, Opportunity, Interesting

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• Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense

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  Common Sense, Common, Resorts

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.38, Penguin

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• I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.

  David Thorne

  Criticism, Suggestions, Welcome

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.135, Penguin

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• I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.

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  People, Fans, May

  David Thorne (2012). “I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails.: The Unpublished Emails”, p.13, Lulu.com

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• Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

  David Thorne

  Internet, Checks, Should

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.367, Penguin

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• While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

  David Thorne

  Sex, Gay, Thinking

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• the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.

  David Thorne

  Men, Feet, Complaining

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.321, Penguin

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• You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

  David Thorne

  Girl, Girlfriend

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.30, Penguin

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• Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

  David Thorne

  Sex, Thinking, Rosie

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.116, Penguin

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