A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.
We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.
A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.
If you think you know it all, you are missing something.
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
We should not say how's business, but where is business
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.
Nothing deflates so fast as a punctured reputation.
No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.
Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.
Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.
The further you are from a problem, the smaller it gets.
The quality of the article should be its greatest achievement.
There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path.
When a man says his word is as his bond - get his bond.
Of two evils, choose the more interesting.
Never invest in a going concern until you know which way it is going.
Confessions may be good for the soul but they are bad for the reputation.
Ability without enthusiasm is like a rifle without a bullet.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination.
If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
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