Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.
A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.
Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.
We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.
Of two evils, choose the more interesting.
We should not say how's business, but where is business
Making a mistake is also an achievement.
If you think you know it all, you are missing something.
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Nothing deflates so fast as a punctured reputation.
Keep advertising and advertising will keep you.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path.
Leave for tomorrow what you can't do today.
Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.
If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?
Ability without enthusiasm is like a rifle without a bullet.
The quality of the article should be its greatest achievement.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination.
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