A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.
We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.
We should not say how's business, but where is business
If you think you know it all, you are missing something.
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Of two evils, choose the more interesting.
There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path.
Making a mistake is also an achievement.
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.
Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.
Nothing deflates so fast as a punctured reputation.
Ability without enthusiasm is like a rifle without a bullet.
Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Never invest in a going concern until you know which way it is going.
Confessions may be good for the soul but they are bad for the reputation.
No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.
The pause is a part of the walk.
The mind is like a parachute. In order to function, it first has to open.
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
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