A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.
A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.
We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.
Nothing deflates so fast as a punctured reputation.
If you think you know it all, you are missing something.
If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?
Keep advertising and advertising will keep you.
The further you are from a problem, the smaller it gets.
The quality of the article should be its greatest achievement.
There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
When a man says his word is as his bond - get his bond.
The pause is a part of the walk.
Yesterday's success belongs to yesterday.
The mind is like a parachute. In order to function, it first has to open.
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.
Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.
Confessions may be good for the soul but they are bad for the reputation.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
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