Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.
A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Of two evils, choose the more interesting.
Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.
Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
We should not say how's business, but where is business
Making a mistake is also an achievement.
If you think you know it all, you are missing something.
The quality of the article should be its greatest achievement.
Nothing deflates so fast as a punctured reputation.
There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path.
Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Keep advertising and advertising will keep you.
Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.
Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination.
Leave for tomorrow what you can't do today.
If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?
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