Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
All human life is here, but the Holy Ghost seems to be somewhere else.
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
I mean, there's little enough in this life, really, and you only find it worth living for the odd moments, and if you think you're going to have those odd moments again, then it makes life wonderful and have a meaning.
Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never really comes: meanwhile it helps to furnish the living room.
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