Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage.
I've practiced meditation most of my life. It's better than lying around doing nothing.
Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.
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