You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.'
There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.
That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.
How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.
There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.
I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.
I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.
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