Graham Chapman Quotes About Holy Grail

Quotes about: Holy Grail

• Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

  Graham Chapman

  Lying, Government, Holy Grail

  "Fictional character: Dennis". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", www.imdb.com. March 14, 1975.

• I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

  Graham Chapman

  Mother, Father, Animal

  "Fictional character: Frenchman". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975.

• We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

  Graham Chapman

  Change, Knights, Holy Grail

• I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

  Graham Chapman

  Mean, Holy Grail, Peasants

• Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

  Graham Chapman

  Thinking, Long, Holy Grail

• When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

  Graham Chapman

  Holy Grail, Tails, Ugly

  "Fictional character: Singing Minstrel". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", www.imdb.com. March 14, 1975.

• Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

  Graham Chapman

  Peace, Holy Grail, Spanish Inquisition

  "Monty Python's Flying Circus: The Spanish Inquisition". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1970.

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