How many actors have a shot at being a part of something that became a part of pop culture? It's been very rewarding. I'm not getting the 20 million bucks for the new movies, but at least I'm getting warmth and recognition from people wherever I go.
Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.
I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.
Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!
Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.
It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.
Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.
If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.
When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."
One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.
Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!
When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.
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