Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.
Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an
Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.
There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!
Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a
Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!
Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.
That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.
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