Steve Coogan Funny Quotes

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• If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Pay The Price, The End Of The Day

• Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Dog, Men

• I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Dog, Deputies

• I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Feet, Bigs

  Steve Coogan (2003). “Alan Partridge: every ruddy word : all the scripts - from radio to TV and back”

• That was liquid football

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Football, Liquid

• A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Strong, Said

• Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Men, Use

  "Fictional character: Alan Partridge". TV Series "I'm Alan Partridge", 1997-2002.

• In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Mind, Adam

• Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Yellow, Wife

• Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Class, Two

  "The Day Today". Comedy, 1994.

• Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Father, Different

• Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Feet, Powder

  Steve Coogan (2003). “Alan Partridge: every ruddy word : all the scripts - from radio to TV and back”

• It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, World, Newspapers

  Steve Coogan (2003). “Alan Partridge: every ruddy word : all the scripts - from radio to TV and back”

• You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'!

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Issues, Car

• All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, People, Nerves

  Steve Coogan (2003). “Alan Partridge: every ruddy word : all the scripts - from radio to TV and back”

• I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Girlfriend, Years

  "Fictional character: Alan Partridge". TV Series "I'm Alan Partridge", 1997–2002.

• There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Couple, Guy

  Steve Coogan (2003). “Alan Partridge: every ruddy word : all the scripts - from radio to TV and back”

• I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Firsts, Awake

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