Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false.
I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
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