Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.
Flowers and pricker bushes grow out of the same dust.
Hitting the kid with the ball might get you the ball, but it won't get you anyone to throw it to.
One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.
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