John Wagner Quotes

• If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

  John Wagner

  Monday, Each Day, Return

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• Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

  John Wagner

  Ice Cream, Cake, Age

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• Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

  John Wagner

  Funny, Positive Thinking, Getting Older

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• There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down.

  John Wagner

  Thrill, Should

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• I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.

  John Wagner

  Fighting, Battle, Sometimes

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• Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.

  John Wagner

  Telescopes, Looks, Thanks

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