Bill Kelly Quotes

• Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them.

  Bill Kelly

  People, Good Man, Way

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• For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.

  Bill Kelly

  Father, Years, Turns

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• After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

  Bill Kelly

  Laughter, Men, World

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• My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

  Bill Kelly

  Cousin, Kind, Closets

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