What do you think this is, a f****** tea party? No you can't have a f****** glass of water, you can f****** wait like the rest of us.
I was happy with the umpiring in India last year, New Zealand is OK these days, and the only real area of concern is Pakistan. They seem to have a chip on their shoulders about their cricket there.
I am not talking to anyone in the British media - they are all pricks.
There is a possibility that your ability as a player may well be analysed by future generations on your one day statistics. That's the day I dread most.
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