Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.
Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color."
Everybody likes to go to Geneva. I used to do it for the Law of the Sea conferences and you'd find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they'd just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.
Iraq was invaded to secure Israel and everybody knows it.
My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.
[Mondale] was not born; he was appointed.
Glenn must think he's still in space. He's orbiting the issues faster than he orbited earth.
Sending money to Washington to have it administered and sent back is like getting a blood transfusion from your right arm to your left arm with a leaky valve.
You remind me of Hubert Humphrey. You talk too much
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