When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.
That lad must have been born offside.
I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could, I would have carried on playing.
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends