E. Jean Carroll Quotes

• If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

  E. Jean Carroll

  War, Bed, Tides

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• Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.

  E. Jean Carroll

  Evil, Drug, Way

  E. jean Carroll (1997). “A Dog in Heat is a Hot Dog and Other Rules to Live By”, p.166, Simon and Schuster

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• Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long.

  E. Jean Carroll

  Powerful, Long, Together

  Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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• Libraries are the latest fashion for the brain.

  E. Jean Carroll

  Fashion, Brain, Library

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• A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they want sex? 4) Do they want sleep? (If they answer yes to 3 and 4, then they must answer no to 1.) And finally, 5) Who mixes the cocktails before they both don the sexy rubber gloves and clean the toilet?

  E. Jean Carroll

  Sexy, Dog, Couple

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