If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha,
Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.
Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy.
The history of prevailing status quos shows decay and decadence infecting the opulent materialism of the Haves. The spiritual life of the Haves is a ritualistic justification of their possessions.
People always do the right thing for the wrong reason.
Don't drink and drive. But if you do, call me.
Some people are immune to good advice.
My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.
Work? It’s just serious play.
It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.
It is necessary to begin where the world is if we are going to change it to what we think it should be. That means working in the system,
Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.
The job of the organizer is to maneuver and bait the establishment so that it will publicly attack him as a “dangerous enemy.
All effective actions require the passport of morality.
A good tactic is one your people enjoy.
Should I call the FBI and tell them I found DB Cooper?
Every treasure is guarded by dragons. That's how you can tell it's valuable.
Make hay while the sun is still shining,
I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.
It's the way of the world, kid. Go with the winner.
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