Joe Tex Quotes

• Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living in both Portugal and Brazil in my younger days).

  Joe Tex

  Florida, Years, Parent

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• I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

  Joe Tex

  Advice, Bumps, Bigs

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• Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

  Joe Tex

  Hands, League, Bowling

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• Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.

  Joe Tex

  Southern, Regions, Bowls

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• I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

  Joe Tex

  School, Years, Bowling

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• I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

  Joe Tex

  Games, Bowling, Remember

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• I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey.

  Joe Tex

  May, Jersey, Born

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• This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip.

  Joe Tex

  Hips, Dip, Obesity

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