Garrison Keillor Quotes About Neighbors

Quotes about: Neighbors

• You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.

  Garrison Keillor

  Dog, Liars, Neighbor

  Garrison Keillor (1990). “Lake Wobegon Days”, p.163, Penguin

• This is Democratic bedrock: we don't let people lie in the ditch and drive past and pretend not to see them dying. Here on the frozen tundra of Minnesota, if your neighbor's car won't start, you put on your parka and get the jumper cables out and deliver the Sacred Spark that starts their car. Everybody knows this. The logical extension of this spirit is social welfare and the myriad government programs with long dry names all very uninteresting to you until you suddenly need one.

  Garrison Keillor

  Lying, Past, Names

• The problem with paradise is that it's temporary: You don't belong here and the neighbors are nobody you care to know, so it's only blissful for a week or so.

  Garrison Keillor

  Care, Paradise, Problem

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